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You cannot choose better men.

Plan your kids (or lack thereof) based SOLELY on what you want.

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Mar 09, 2023
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This is a tale of four women.

Let’s start off with the childfree woman…

Chelsea Handler has seemingly set a fuse in the minds of conservative men for enjoying her childfree life.

My singular question is…..

DO THESE MEN WANT CHILDREN TO BE BORN TO FAMILIES THAT DO NOT ENTHUSIASTICALLY WANT THEM?

The answer is YES! Because they do not give a fuck about the kids!

They simply do not want a woman gleefully disrupting the social hierarchy that puts them on top. If Chelsea Handler is childfree and happy about it, it would initiate other women into a mindset that undermines the social position of men.

I WANT KIDS ENTHUSATICALLY! So, I know that women who want kids will not be indoctrinated into the “childfree cult” based on a stupid skit. However, these men do not only want to ensure their social position. They simply do not want to see women happy without them. When I say “them”, I do not just mean romantic partners, but also their seed.

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